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THE PETTY ORACLE

★ OFFICIAL FORTUNE AUTHORITY ★
YOUR DESTINY • HIS MOOD • NO REFUNDS
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DISCOVER YOUR FATE IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES
★ TODAY'S PRESIDENTIAL MOOD ★
Presidential Mood
😤 LOADING

Analyzing grievances...

YOUR LUCK LEVEL

REAL-TIME PRESIDENTIAL GRUDGE TRACKING

🦅 THE GRIEVANCE INDEX 🦅

MONITORING PETTINESS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO

How mad is he at each target today? Higher % = more rage. Arrows show trending direction.

★ UPDATED EVERY TIME HE POSTS ★ DATA IS SATIRICAL

ASSIGN BLAME FOR YOUR MISFORTUNE

🎯 WHOSE FAULT IS IT? 🎯

SPIN THE WHEEL OF ACCOUNTABILITY

YOUR BAD DAY IS OFFICIALLY THE FAULT OF

DONE LAUGHING? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

🗳️ TAKE ACTION 🗳️

SATIRE IS GREAT. ACTION IS BETTER.

The Petty Oracle is satire, but the problems it mocks are real.
Here are organizations actually doing something about it.

🗳️ DEMOCRACY & VOTING

Vote.org Register to vote & find your polling place Fair Fight Fighting voter suppression Common Cause Anti-gerrymandering & election integrity

🔍 ACCOUNTABILITY & TRANSPARENCY

Citizens for Ethics (CREW) Government accountability & anti-corruption ProPublica Investigative journalism in the public interest OpenSecrets Track money in politics

⚖️ CIVIL RIGHTS & LIBERTIES

ACLU Defending constitutional rights NAACP Advancing justice for Black Americans Southern Poverty Law Center Tracking & fighting hate groups Color of Change Racial justice campaigns

🌎 IMMIGRATION & BORDER

RAICES Free legal services for immigrants Al Otro Lado Border legal defense

🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ RIGHTS

Lambda Legal LGBTQ+ civil rights litigation The Trevor Project Crisis support for LGBTQ+ youth

🩺 REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS

Planned Parenthood Healthcare & advocacy National Abortion Federation Access to abortion care

Many people are saying that clicking links is good,
but donating and volunteering is tremendous.

★ THIS IS SATIRE ★ YOUR ACTUAL LUCK IS NOT DETERMINED BY ANY POLITICIAN ★
NO REAL FORTUNES WERE HARMED ★ ALL GOLD IS FAKE ★ LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE HERE ★

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