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THE PETTY ORACLE

★ OFFICIAL FORTUNE AUTHORITY ★
YOUR DESTINY • HIS MOOD • NO REFUNDS
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DISCOVER YOUR FATE IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES
★ TODAY'S PRESIDENTIAL MOOD ★
Presidential Mood
😤 LOADING

Analyzing grievances...

YOUR LUCK LEVEL

REAL-TIME PRESIDENTIAL GRUDGE TRACKING

🦅 THE GRIEVANCE INDEX 🦅

MONITORING PETTINESS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO

How mad is he at each target today? Higher % = more rage. Arrows show trending direction.

★ UPDATED EVERY TIME HE POSTS ★ DATA IS SATIRICAL

ASSIGN BLAME FOR YOUR MISFORTUNE

🎯 WHOSE FAULT IS IT? 🎯

SPIN THE WHEEL OF ACCOUNTABILITY

SPIN
YOUR BAD DAY IS OFFICIALLY THE FAULT OF

DONE LAUGHING? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

🗳️ TAKE ACTION 🗳️

SATIRE IS GREAT. ACTION IS BETTER.

The Petty Oracle is satire, but the problems it mocks are real.
Here are organizations actually doing something about it.

Many people are saying that clicking links is good,
but donating and volunteering is tremendous.

★ THIS IS SATIRE ★ YOUR ACTUAL LUCK IS NOT DETERMINED BY ANY POLITICIAN ★
NO REAL FORTUNES WERE HARMED ★ ALL GOLD IS FAKE ★ LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE HERE ★

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